| At The Beach And Other Tales From The Alleys |
| A homage to the romanticism of homelessness... What do you mean You don't fuck dinosaurs? Dinosaur this bitch! What if he's Japanese and rich? Would he be a Sinosaur? Stupid little bitch! I need some religion Give me a half pint of Christian Brothers What do you mean I smell? Smell this bitch! My American money don't stink though Does it? Ah shit! Another wasted day Sitting on the beach What! Fuck you It's my bottle You can't have it So what if you're a lifeguard Jackin' my bottle ain't guarding my life Lifeguard this bitch! FUCK! I'm going back to my alley At least the rats like me Save the dirty look bitch You'll need it When you look in your mirror Give me five dollars Or I'll piss on your Jaguar That ain't no threat I gotta piss somewhere Oh ya? Jag this bitch! Hey mister! Can I have your newspaper? What? I'm gonna use it to buy drugs Fuckin' idiot! I want to do the crossword Crossword this bitch! I need it for a blanket Supersize the fucking sympathy What do I look like? A fuckin' piggy bank? Change this bitch I don't do coin Just paper Give me five dollars What am I gonna do with it? What the fuck do you think? Buy tickets for the fuckin' opera? Opera this bitch Stupid asshole! What? Get out of YOUR alley? This is my alley My ex left it to me Go ahead Call the fuckin' cops Trespass this bitch! Ah crap Good afternoon officer No the young lady was trying to promulgate the idea that the roadway here was her private property. I suspect that she was possibly intimidated by my appearance, but I assure you that I used no vulgarity whatsoever, and offered to appease her by promising to move on after a short rest, but she became quite bellicose and directed several completely unnecessary disparaging comments about my body odor and my attire towards me. What? Fuck you! Arrest this bitch! I could use 3 squares A shower and a bed For the weekend What? You don't want me in your patrol car? OK I'll find another alley OINK this bitch! Jesus Christ! I need to get a job It's a lot easier Than this homeless shit! Nah! What are YOU lookin' at? Oogle this bitch! |
