Chinese Take Out
    I had Chinese for dinner last night
    Some place called Dang Dung
    There was a girl there
    She was hot!
    Her name was Su Ting Hand
    She smelled like Sweet Plum Sauce
    She was sitting with some Asian gang banger
    His name was Sum Yun Guy
    I told her my name was Long Dong
    She went home with me
    Ho Lee Fuk!
    I sure love that Chinese take out