| Doctor Happy’s Mobil Toy Station |
We think our gas station is a very nice place. Don't I. I pump good gas and we check the oil. I fix their motors. We even
sell them tires.
Why do you think it's strange that inside is a toy store? The nasty little kiddies always come in. Do they want toys?
Nooooooo! Candy, candy, they want to buy the candy from us. It's always straight to the candy isle. What's wrong with my
toys. Such nice toys! No mini mart in our store.
HEY YOU! Little nasty, see the sign? No eating candy in the store! Read the sign. Read the sign.
We don't need the little nastys dying in here from the poison in the candy.
What a nice little girl you have. The candy will rot her teeth. Why not get something in our doll isle. We have a nice
selection. Oh, OK, that will be 85 cents for the candy and $28 for the gas. Thank you so much for shopping at Doctor
Happy's Mobil Toy Store.
Too bad your little candy eating bitch daughter will be dead in two weeks, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh my, eight kids in the store? And they are looking at our toys! Oh joy!
Hey kids, like the model air planes do we? Have you seen our remote controlled cars? I have a fine selection. What's that
little fellow? Why do I wear braces on my teeth? It's from candy. Candy is bad. It rots our teeth and addles our brain. I
wear the braces because I want all the kids to know how bad candy is. I'm just trying to do the right thing you know? Yes
that is a nice car. It's a 9 volt rechargeable. I have gas ones too. They run on nitro. But they start at $100. A bit
expensive. Ohhhh! You have birthday money. Well come over here, we'll show you our best ones. I'll be right back I have a
gas customer.
What are you doing? Where did you get that candy bar from? Noooo! Look at our teeth. Look at our teeth! Too late now.
The car and the Tootsie Roll. That comes to $123.79. Thank you, and come again. Bring your friends. But try to do it
within the next two weeks.
sell them tires.
Why do you think it's strange that inside is a toy store? The nasty little kiddies always come in. Do they want toys?
Nooooooo! Candy, candy, they want to buy the candy from us. It's always straight to the candy isle. What's wrong with my
toys. Such nice toys! No mini mart in our store.
HEY YOU! Little nasty, see the sign? No eating candy in the store! Read the sign. Read the sign.
We don't need the little nastys dying in here from the poison in the candy.
What a nice little girl you have. The candy will rot her teeth. Why not get something in our doll isle. We have a nice
selection. Oh, OK, that will be 85 cents for the candy and $28 for the gas. Thank you so much for shopping at Doctor
Happy's Mobil Toy Store.
Too bad your little candy eating bitch daughter will be dead in two weeks, AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh my, eight kids in the store? And they are looking at our toys! Oh joy!
Hey kids, like the model air planes do we? Have you seen our remote controlled cars? I have a fine selection. What's that
little fellow? Why do I wear braces on my teeth? It's from candy. Candy is bad. It rots our teeth and addles our brain. I
wear the braces because I want all the kids to know how bad candy is. I'm just trying to do the right thing you know? Yes
that is a nice car. It's a 9 volt rechargeable. I have gas ones too. They run on nitro. But they start at $100. A bit
expensive. Ohhhh! You have birthday money. Well come over here, we'll show you our best ones. I'll be right back I have a
gas customer.
What are you doing? Where did you get that candy bar from? Noooo! Look at our teeth. Look at our teeth! Too late now.
The car and the Tootsie Roll. That comes to $123.79. Thank you, and come again. Bring your friends. But try to do it
within the next two weeks.
