A Fine Rhyme This Time
I talked to skinny Minnie
'bout the birds stuck in her hair
She said that she loved their song
That followed everywhere

I spoke to fatty Patty
'bout the snakes she liked to wear
She said she hated all the boys
And the snakes gave them a scare

I yelled at messy Jessie
'bout the mess there in his lair
He said he couldn't help himself
Cause he thought he was a bear

I screamed at gooey Louie
'bout tippin' cows with such a flair
He said he thought it all great fun
And the cows don't seem to care

I preached to hairy Larry
'bout the way he treated air
He said it eased his every breath
His exhale he would share

I swore at dandy Andy
'bout how he made the iceman dare
To step right out into the sun
And how he melted there

I rapped with silly Willy
'bout his racing at the fair
He said to bet twenty to one
On him and his black mare

I sang to fancy Nancy
'bout her body like a pear
She said her figure really sucked
And it wasn't very rare

I read to handy Mandy
'bout this poem I penned while bare
She called it fuckin' stupid
And said I should find another job