| Fritz |
| I have a bear His name is Teddy But I call him Fritz Wherever I go Fritz follows along And pops up to surprise me It's nice to have a friend When you travel Someone to talk to Fritz hates Bush And he hates Cheney too Fritz is a very cool bear Tomorrow I'm going to the desert Fritz is excited He's never seen cactus before We're going to see a lady She's very old about ninety Fritz is gonna keep her company She has a broken computer I'm going to fix it Fritz and she will hang by the AC She smokes Cigs I hope Fritz won't mind If he does I'll Fabreeze him Fritz likes Fabreez It makes him smell nice for the ladies Fritz is a ladies man One of these days I'll get him a lady bear Then they can hang out together And Fritz can get his freak on Then I can take them both with me When I go visit people Then people won't think I'm gay My friends are starting to wonder I haven't had a girl friend for a long time But I don't mind cause I got Fritz Who needs girlfriends When you got a teddy who loves you And three ex-wives Teddy's don't have issues Fritz would never want me to change He loves me the way I am Like I said Fritz is a very cool bear |
