| Grupfing |
| I don’t supposed you’ve ever Grupfed Not many people have So I thought I’d tell you how it’s done And you can send me half First you need to find a Prung They like it where it’s wet You sure don’t need a Prunging pole Just find a Zuprik net Now put on your Friggle shoes And lace them up real tight Then sleep away till the sun goes down You only Grupf at night Did I say to wet the grass Before you went to sleep Do it for an hour So the water soaks real deep You’ll see the Prungs just after dusk Hopping ‘round and doing klills That’s the way they jump you see To reach your window sills Do a skleep with your Zuprig net To catch them in mid-air You’ll have to skleep really high Don’t want them in your hair Grab them by their little chubbles And put them in a jar Then place them on the back porch And go start up your car Drive on down to the lemmick patch And set your caught prung free And now that you’ve been Grupfing You must get in touch with me Cause the joyful feeling you just got Is just what interests me So send me half your happiness Cause that’s my only fee See happiness is what it’s about Having spared Gods little friend My price is steep I surely know But it’s worth it in the end Now that you’re a Grupfer You can teach it for a price It surely is a proper job And it makes you feel so nice. |
