Here Comes The Parade
    The plurality was misplaced
    By supposed leaders
    Who sit upon jagged rocks
    Lining the sides of Statute Blvd.
    Chained to their cash cow dreams
    Contemplating their next non-move
    With it's impending promise
    Of a whole new leveled off nothing
    Situated on the Capitol Maul
    A monument of nothing done
    To beat back the coming of the precedent
    That shall rewrite the laws
    By writing nothing at all

    But these jagged rocks change not the view
    As the parade of soccer moms
    Festooned in black gas guzzlers
    Chained to their big is better sexuality
    Drag their eunuch mates along
    Nailed to Capital One crucifixes
    Dressed in Viking Corporate raider attire
    Their overstuffed wallet knee pads singing
    "We shall overcome oh lord
    Don't blame the chairman of the board"
    While their children in the back seat
    Watch blessed overhead DVD movies
    Of "The Life Of The Obscene Profit"

    Meanwhile back at the ranch God
    In his pot hole pot luck pot head mind
    Spews forth chunks of non-regret
    Regurgitated from lies and deceit
    That were never tasted nor consumed
    But rather dangled like the golden carrot
    From the stick of hope and prayer
    Its touch turning dreams to nightmares
    In the land where promise is everything
    And substance is unimportant
    To jagged rock sitters with mad cow friends
    Who just came along to watch the parade