I Get This Funny Feeling
    I get this funny feeling
    That you don’t love me anymore
    But I’m not really sure
    Just why you walked out my front door

    I took some pics this morning
    Four flat tires on my car
    Every window had been cracked
    With my very own crow bar

    You put the Clorox in that bowl
    Now my fish floats at the top
    And scratches on the lenses
    Of that camera I just bought

    Ashes in the driveway
    Where you set my clothes ablaze
    You know dear this behavior
    Has me feeling kind of dazed

    You plugged up my toilet
    When you flushed down all my stash
    The antiques vases that you broke
    They were worth a lot of cash

    You unchained my hound dog
    And he’s nowhere to be found
    You killed all my flowers
    When you dug up all the ground

    But Babe I still love you
    Which seems like craziness to some
    And I’m not too worried
    That you have my loaded gun

    So come back please baby
    All these things I can replace
    Except the most important one
    And that’s your gentle loving face