Me? Nah...
Crying?
Me?
Over a babe?
Nah, that's just lemon juice in my eye...

Moping?
Me?
Over a girl?
Nah, I'm just coming down with something...

Staring at the ground?
Me?
Over a woman?
Nah, just slept on my neck wrong...

Mind wandering?
Me?
Over a lady?
Nah, bill collector problems...

Grieving?
Me?
Over a lover?
Nah, the dog died...

Sad?
Me?
Over losing the best babe, girl, woman, lady, lover, I ever had?
Ya, and it's killing me slow bro…