| Missed Opportunity |
| I missed a grand opportunity Which, under close scrutiny Was caused by some rum Which did ruin all my fun In my small bachelor pad Which wasn't that bad I found myself with 3 gals My wife, and 2 pals We snorted, smoked, and drank quite a lot Rum, and Cocaine, and a whole bunch of pot We laughed and giggled and carried on Till one AM, though it seemed like dawn The 2 young gals decided to stay A blanket on the floor is where they'd lay A couple of beauties, so young and so fine I set the alarm for half past nine Just one more round before we would sleep And I passed out, in a drunken heap I woke up at two with wife by my side Then passed out again without taking a ride I woke up bout four with Sue next to me My wife on the floor curled up with Sheri I passed out the third time, I was still really drunk It wasn't the coke, but maybe the skunk Just about dawn, I woke up to go pee And this time Sheri was there next to me What the hells goin' on, I said to myself I felt like my brain was there on the shelf I went to the bathroom, then back into bed I'll figure this out, in the morning, I said When I finally woke, the sun it was bright But none of the girls, were there within sight I couldn't remember, not one fact was known My wife came back home, and said leave it alone What had I done, I don't know to this day But there's one thing for sure this much I will say If you find yourself, with three girls and some Rum Stick with the smoke, cause you'll know what you've done It might have been great, that's all I can say I think all three of them had their way But I'll never know, cause it's not in my mind That's just one memory I never will find Passed out drunk, I might have been a big bore Maybe all of the action was down on the floor? |
