I met a gal who had no teeth
Though her smile was always grinning
She set my heart all a flutter
And my peg leg set to spinning
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning
She had a smell that surrounded her
To be mine she made me wish
Yes I’m a salty dog for life
What care I if she smelled like fish
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning
She said her name was Begonia
With a voice as loud as a bell
But I was deaf from a gale force wind
So how loud I could hardly tell
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning
She wore a shoe size seventeen
And a waist forty two plus eleven
Such a petite thing in those over-alls
Made me think I’d died gone to heaven
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning
I’ll never forget that first long kiss
I tell ya lads I’m not fickle
Her lips tasted like a grapefruit rind
And her mustache boy did it tickle
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning
Her hair was blond all to her waist
She combed it down with whale oil
She shaved her legs with pruning shears
And put make-up on her boil
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning
But time soon came to ship off again
A parting both of us had feared
I’ll never forget her sweet sad face
And her tears running down into her beard
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning
With a yo yo yo
Go whack a ho
And a crack pipe full in the morning!

