| The Cul-De-Sac |
- A headstrong toad had decided to block my way
On the path that leads to your heart
I pleaded with him for hours
But he would not go away
It was only then that I realized he was dead
An arrogant cow stood in the road to your mind
And moo’d out a warning to all who approached
I don’t know where he came from but his horns were sharp
I asked him if he wouldn't mind mooing in English
It was only then that I realized he was deaf
A silly song bird halted traffic on the highway to your love
By flying to and fro and forward and back
I asked him if he would stop and sing a song with me
He gargled with mouthwash and did a doe ray me
It was only then that I realized he sang out of key
Oh sweet love why do you hinder me in my quest
I only seek guidance from your heart
I only seek loves knowledge from your mind
I only seek feeling from your love
Please don’t block my path, I need your help to win her love
No one stopped me as I walked down loves street
And you were standing at the end waiting for me
I ran to you and hugged you but only grasped empty space
You were just a mirage at the end of a cul-de-sac
It was then that I realized my only path was back
