| The Ladies Man |
I’ve been walking back and forth here for an hour and nothing!
Oh well, let me puff up my chest and give these gals a try.
"Hey ladies, over here over here. Watch me strut, I’m a man!"
Shit, those bitches really ruffle my feathers. All they want is…
Food! Food! I smell food! Oh, oh, French Fries my favorite.
There he is across the street. Gotta hurry, gotta hurry!
I flew over there. "Hey mister hey, down here, down here! Look!
Just one little piece please, please, hurry, hurry, the bitches are coming!"
He sees me. Oh Christ he’s gonna give me some. Oh, oh! What? Just crumbs
again? Oh well here’s one, there’s one, there’s another. Gotta hurry gotta
hurry. Gotta eat them all! Oh no, the girls have arrived. Oh well what the
heck. I puffed up my chest till my lungs wanted to explode.
"Hey ladies, over here over here. Watch me strut, I’m a man! I’m a man!
You! Damn you’re fine girl! How about you and me fly over to my nest?
NO? What do you mean no? Huh? Huh? I’m a man baby, I’m what you want!"
Damn. This is driving me nuts. It’s hard work being a Pigeon! Know what I
mean?
Oh well, let me puff up my chest and give these gals a try.
"Hey ladies, over here over here. Watch me strut, I’m a man!"
Shit, those bitches really ruffle my feathers. All they want is…
Food! Food! I smell food! Oh, oh, French Fries my favorite.
There he is across the street. Gotta hurry, gotta hurry!
I flew over there. "Hey mister hey, down here, down here! Look!
Just one little piece please, please, hurry, hurry, the bitches are coming!"
He sees me. Oh Christ he’s gonna give me some. Oh, oh! What? Just crumbs
again? Oh well here’s one, there’s one, there’s another. Gotta hurry gotta
hurry. Gotta eat them all! Oh no, the girls have arrived. Oh well what the
heck. I puffed up my chest till my lungs wanted to explode.
"Hey ladies, over here over here. Watch me strut, I’m a man! I’m a man!
You! Damn you’re fine girl! How about you and me fly over to my nest?
NO? What do you mean no? Huh? Huh? I’m a man baby, I’m what you want!"
Damn. This is driving me nuts. It’s hard work being a Pigeon! Know what I
mean?
