| Are You An Upper Or A Downer? |
I want to briefly touch on a topic, that is a bit sensitive to some. And hope not to offend. However, besides being an emotionally
charged issue, it is still something that must be brought to the forefront and discussed openly.. And that topic is…the toilet seat.
Now let's have a frank serious discussion on the pros and cons. For too long, women have been harping on their men to put the seat
down when they are done. Women of course, being the precious darlings they are, deserve to be mollycoddled and pampered to no
end. However, in this case there are extenuating circumstances and consequences far outweighing the needs of the ladies. Now from
personal experience, and observation, back pain is a prevalent medical condition among men. And as such must be shown to have a
causative relationship to the toilet seat question.
You see ladies, it is a question of ergonomics here. Let's look at the facts. Toilet seats, as it pertains to this burning issue, have two
main positions. Up. And down.
Now when a man arrives at the toilet there are only two situations that he will encounter. With four possible options. If he needs it
up, and it's up, no problem. If he needs it up and it's down, then he will have to bend down to lift it up. If he needs it down and it's
down, no problem. If he needs it down, and it's up, then with a flick of the wrist, he can lower it.
A woman, on the other hand always has to have it down, so she has only 2 options. Use the wrist flicker motion described above to
lower it, if it's up, or to take no action if it's down.
So you see, what we have shown here is that a woman can function in the bathroom, without ever having to bend down and lift the
seat, using the wrist flick for a total of one possible motion. Whereas the guys have to deal with the problem by deciding on two
different and distinct motions. The wrist flick, or the bend to raise the seat. Women, as all men know, use the toilet far more often
than men, along with rapidly consuming vastly larger quantities of toilet paper (another topic I may have to address soon). So in a
live in or marriage situation, the odds of the seat being down when the man enters the bathroom, are far higher than the odds of it
being up (unless it's Sunday of course and he's drinking beer, watching football). This then is the cause of our problem. This
constant bending to lift the seat is causing a far greater percentage of back pain in men, as compared to women, and must be
addressed.
Ladies, when you are finished, grasp the edge of the lid as you rise up after finishing, and give your man a break. Happy back, good
sex. Unhappy back, bad sex. And guys, next time it's in between Football and Baseball season, and you're bored, go out into the
garage and do what you do best. Build yourself some stupid contraption with a foot pedal that you can just press on to raise the lid.
After all, the girls don't want to sit on your dribbles. Happy woman, good sex. Unhappy woman, headache.
That's it! Another effort by your friend angryhippy trying to make a more harmonious world, and love a more enjoyable experience
for all.
charged issue, it is still something that must be brought to the forefront and discussed openly.. And that topic is…the toilet seat.
Now let's have a frank serious discussion on the pros and cons. For too long, women have been harping on their men to put the seat
down when they are done. Women of course, being the precious darlings they are, deserve to be mollycoddled and pampered to no
end. However, in this case there are extenuating circumstances and consequences far outweighing the needs of the ladies. Now from
personal experience, and observation, back pain is a prevalent medical condition among men. And as such must be shown to have a
causative relationship to the toilet seat question.
You see ladies, it is a question of ergonomics here. Let's look at the facts. Toilet seats, as it pertains to this burning issue, have two
main positions. Up. And down.
Now when a man arrives at the toilet there are only two situations that he will encounter. With four possible options. If he needs it
up, and it's up, no problem. If he needs it up and it's down, then he will have to bend down to lift it up. If he needs it down and it's
down, no problem. If he needs it down, and it's up, then with a flick of the wrist, he can lower it.
A woman, on the other hand always has to have it down, so she has only 2 options. Use the wrist flicker motion described above to
lower it, if it's up, or to take no action if it's down.
So you see, what we have shown here is that a woman can function in the bathroom, without ever having to bend down and lift the
seat, using the wrist flick for a total of one possible motion. Whereas the guys have to deal with the problem by deciding on two
different and distinct motions. The wrist flick, or the bend to raise the seat. Women, as all men know, use the toilet far more often
than men, along with rapidly consuming vastly larger quantities of toilet paper (another topic I may have to address soon). So in a
live in or marriage situation, the odds of the seat being down when the man enters the bathroom, are far higher than the odds of it
being up (unless it's Sunday of course and he's drinking beer, watching football). This then is the cause of our problem. This
constant bending to lift the seat is causing a far greater percentage of back pain in men, as compared to women, and must be
addressed.
Ladies, when you are finished, grasp the edge of the lid as you rise up after finishing, and give your man a break. Happy back, good
sex. Unhappy back, bad sex. And guys, next time it's in between Football and Baseball season, and you're bored, go out into the
garage and do what you do best. Build yourself some stupid contraption with a foot pedal that you can just press on to raise the lid.
After all, the girls don't want to sit on your dribbles. Happy woman, good sex. Unhappy woman, headache.
That's it! Another effort by your friend angryhippy trying to make a more harmonious world, and love a more enjoyable experience
for all.
