| Where The Hell Is Mozzarella When You Need Her |
- Gouda saw Buddha in a '68 'cuda
While rolling down the Sunset Strip
Brie tried to ski but ran into a tree
After scraping the wax from her end
Jack tried to attack a Jalapeño's crack
On a Tijuana business trip
Longhorn watched porn while popping corn
But all he could do was pretend
Camembert got hurt while trying to flirt
With Ernie's estranged stinky wife
Cheddar felt better in a thick woolen sweater
But not quite as sharp as he'd like
Swiss got a kiss from a Latvian miss
But not another his whole holy life
Blue Cheese had to sneeze while saying please
And got snot and weird colored chunky shit all over himself.
Damn I'm hungry.
